4 definitions by El Jquan2
When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.
Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*
by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021
What Trump do.
Pence: "Brah, we lost 2020, yo!"
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
Trump: "Yeah, but if we didn't, though."
Graham: "Flipity, Flopity, Flu"
Darth Trump: "It's Sedition, then."
by El Jquan2 January 7, 2021
Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction
Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
by El Jquan2 July 9, 2020
What dumbfucks and/or dumbcunts on power trips impose when they mistakenly believe, against all evidence and W.H.O. pronouncements to the contrary, that viruses carry an atlas or have GPS and give a shit about a line on a map.
George Jung: "What's a Travel Ban? I don't feel that what I've done is a crime. And I think it's illogical and irresponsible for you to sentence me to anything. Because, when you think about it, what did I really do? I crossed an imaginary line with a cough.”
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
Judge: "Well unfortunately for you, Sir, I'm a dumbcunt, and although the line you crossed was imaginary and had coughs on both sides, now you're going to have to wax the governor's balls."
by El Jquan2 December 9, 2020