ryan seaman 

Ryan Seaman is the most beautiful person ever. You cannot disagree or else Satan will arise from the ground and metal dan your future children,grandchildren,and great grandchildren.

Guy:Ew Ryan Seaman is ugly as Fuck
Girl:Bitch get out of my Fucking sight you ungrateful white
Satan:*Fucking kills that dude*

ryan seaman by Clyde the wrinkly dog June 16, 2018

Shanmanigans 

Appropriate only when describing acts by 98KUPD radio personality Shannon Hernandez (AKA ShanMan)

1. questionable act: something that is deceitful, underhanded, or otherwise questionable ( usually used in the plural )

2. trick or prank: a playful trick, mischievous prank, or other display of high spirits

Myths, legends, and folktales are replete with accounts of duplicity and underhanded Shanmanigans of divine personalities.

Let the Halloween Shanmanigans begin.

Shanmanigans by MistressBratty October 29, 2010

Seaman's Fingers 

The ripe fishy smell of stank puss on your fingers after finger banging a girl with a yeast infection, her period or suffering from just general uncleanliness.

I finger fucked Carla last night and she left me with Seaman's Fingers.

Seaman's Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

seaman bat 

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

seaman bat by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017

Seanean Therom 

A2+B2+C= D2

there is no such thing as gravity and the earth is always moving up
Earth is flat

Pluto is god
Founded by Sean Wingold

The Seanean Therom is so correct

Seanean Therom by quiczyy October 5, 2020

The Tea Cup Seaman Special 

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

The Tea Cup Seaman Special by The Owler November 27, 2014

SeaNanners 

1. Nanner Is A Phase For Banana. Therefore, SeaNanners Are Sea Bananas.

2. SeaNanners Is The Gamer Tag Of A Very Popular Youtuber Who Post Tips And Tactics And Games For The Xbox.

1. I Like To Munch On SeaNanners, There Better Than The Average Banana.

2. A Beastly Gamer...Robotic And Perfectionist.

SeaNanners by xallaraParallax March 26, 2010