Scartball 

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.

Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.

Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009

Scurfball 

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

Scurfball by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

scumball

A slimy rotten, stinky, dufus of a person whom you hate with a passion. A dirtball whom you'd rather shoot than spend any time with.

That rotten scumball just cut me off! The Freak! He deserves to die!

scumball by Drew Switala August 18, 2005

Scuzzball

Referring to a Disgusting, or uninviting individual.

“I would have never thought such a woman could end up being a scuzzball”

Scuzzball by Network Rico February 23, 2020

Scurvalicious 

An adjective to describe someone who may have hand me down clothing or look like they just woke up from a hangover, but is still good looking nonetheless. Often urban white trash (low income) ,the kind which doesn't praise nascar and inbreeding, but may be into hip hip or more 'city-like' things like running from police and getting arrested.

Girl 1: "ohhh, he's so scurvalicious."
Girl 2: "I'd hit the scurve."

Girl 1: "Is he trying to act black?"
Girl 2: "Nah, he's just scurvalicious white trash."
Girl 1: "Oh, that makes sense then."

Scurvalicious by The Scurvalicious March 10, 2011

Smurfball 

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate

Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.

Smurfball by TM1 July 27, 2011

Scuzzball

A slang term referring to a persons appearance. People who are Scuzzballs are shady, baldheaded, slim, pedophiles who try to get a younger person to believe them or go out with them.

Look at that beatneck Scuzzball over there trying to get laid, aww FAIL.

Hey look a Scuzzball is on Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.

Scuzzballs get raped by Pedobear for trying to act like him.

Scuzzball by Meankookoo-again July 15, 2009