Scrumpy 

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

Scrumpsnozmaflump 

The act of forcefully crushing the facial apparatus to remove ocular and nasal concentrations of genital mucus.

The two handed culmination of a snozmakick and a scrumple, often found in association with pubic measles and the ultimate douche.

All was quiet in the library until Glenjamin Willybobble scrumpsnozmaflumped - several people died

Mike was bored and not really listening so he wandered away

Scrumpsnozmaflump by Sid Johnson June 6, 2011

scrumpy 

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

scrumpy by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Scrumpy Gill 

A bit a lad who can’t keep his hands off his Ladies’ apples ;)

That man Roman is a bit of a “scrumpy Gill” if u ask me.

Scrumpy Gill by Heisenberg96 December 18, 2019

Scrumpy 

1. An item in Team Fortress 2 that are Demoman's favorites
2. Food that is delicious

Demoman 1: Oh I need a drink!
Demoman 2: Yea!
Demoman 1: Scrumpy!
Demoman 2: Yes.
*And so the scottish begins.*

Scrumpy by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 20, 2021

scrumpshack 

a residence whose sole purpose
is to provide modest amenities
whilst giving cover for hedonistic pleasures.

Chuck and Mary were bangin all night at the scrumpshack.

scrumpshack by sweetbekka666 April 15, 2005

Scrumpy Neckin' 

-Adjective used to describe when someone falls asleep in an upright position, most commonly in a public or semi-public environment. You are able to observe the "scrump" (folds/rolls of excess skin) of the neck as their head falls forward or to one side.

In many circles of friends the act of scrumpy neckin' is an open invitation for public humiliation and shameful photo opportunity. Especially when one is caught scrumpy neckin' with shoes on.

Yeah, I saw him in that comfy chair in the living room scrumpy neckin' like a fool... he must be exausted!

Scrumpy Neckin' by Merf McGurf March 3, 2011