uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 4, 2006

Scrooge McDick

A person or persons of the rich variety who hoard money and are assholes. The kind of person you rob.

I found scrooge mcdick walking home and took him for his ducketts.

by Handledeesnuts June 29, 2020

Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.

Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.

by Jackelrayn June 26, 2006

Scrooge Boner

An erection one gets during the holidays.

"Watching my cousin signing Christmas carols gave me a huge scrooge boner."

by This is not Brendan January 1, 2010

Scrooge Syndrome

Scrooge Syndrome: When a person doesn't clearly understand something or certain topic when told once, making repetition happen constantly until awkward moment, making person explaining change mood to angry.(Suicidal)
(Mostly found in Luis')

"Hey, come to the nerd side, we have PI"
*Silence*
"Get it? "PI", as in Pie"
*Silence because other person suffers scrooge syndrome"

by Stoipidass October 23, 2011

Facebook Scrooge

A person who is constantly complaining about the number of notifications they recieve on a status or tagged photo etc.
Often when they post a status which sparks a conversation between two others, resulting in a high notification count for the original status poster.

Jake Tyler is happy with his new iPhone.
John Barns: Ahh dude iPhone, that's sweet.
Jessie Farnsworth: Dude I've got an iPhone, it kicks ass.
John Barns: Jessie man, tell me about it. I've wanted one for so long!!!
Jessie Farnsworth: Well, it's small and black. Got a touch screen and everything!!!
Jake Tyler: Guys, I just got so many notifications, can you take this wall2wall.
John Barns: Dammit Jake, stop being such a Facebook Scrooge. We all know this is the only notification action you get.
Jessie Farnsworth: ROFLOL!!!1!!!!11

by slyg May 10, 2009

ebeneezer scrooge

used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.

bro a. "man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?"
bro b. "fuck you buzz killington"
bro c. "shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your fucking chips man"
bro b. "you can all suck my dick"
bro a. and bro c. "fucking ebeneezer scrooge."

by broseidon brahhh January 16, 2011