Jackelrayn's definitions

Lint

To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.

Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Com-Rommer

A person who, despite the historical evidence, maintains that Communism is a wonderful system of government. This person is usually a member of a Debate Squad and considers himself the greatest thing since, well, Communism. Most Arts students go through a brief period of Com-Rom within their first year at College.

Alex is such a Com-Rommer, he just spent the entire English class highlighting the pros of life in Soviet Russia.

by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

Poisonify

1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.

1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Tetris Music

Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.

Avril Lavigne is the queen of Tetris Music!

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Byproxy

Someone whom people consider funny because of material regularly stolen from TV shows or books. Most byproxies will have a favourite source that they will constantly reference.

Byproxy: "Us peeps are pretty tight here on the Westside."
Guy: Yeah, dude you're so funny.
Byproxy: "Respect my authorit-ii!"

by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

Magnolia

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige

This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.

Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006