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Definitions by Jackelrayn

Com-Rommer 

A person who, despite the historical evidence, maintains that Communism is a wonderful system of government. This person is usually a member of a Debate Squad and considers himself the greatest thing since, well, Communism. Most Arts students go through a brief period of Com-Rom within their first year at College.
Alex is such a Com-Rommer, he just spent the entire English class highlighting the pros of life in Soviet Russia.
Com-Rommer by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

Uni-Drone 

The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.

1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.

2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.
1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!

2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.
Uni-Drone by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006
Someone whom people consider funny because of material regularly stolen from TV shows or books. Most byproxies will have a favourite source that they will constantly reference.
Byproxy: "Us peeps are pretty tight here on the Westside."
Guy: Yeah, dude you're so funny.
Byproxy: "Respect my authorit-ii!"
Byproxy by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

Nausicated 

Being sickened by the amount of visual schmaltz prevalent in Studio Ghibli Animes.
Can be extended to refer to a feeling of nausia brought on by watching anime in general.
I felt somewhat Nausicated after seeing the Disney version of Castle in the Sky.
Nausicated by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Scrooge McDucked 

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.
Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.
Scrooge McDucked by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
Pronounced: Arse-if-eye.
1. To totally screw something up, specifically by doing something irrisponsible.

2. To ruin a movie, TV show or book by acting in a totally over-dramatic or camera-false manner. Happens an awful lot in American Mainstream.
1. All I was trying to do was finish my homework but you had to go and Arsefy it by drawing a massive penis across the page in indellible marker.

2. Some of the shows on TV have potential, but there is always one character who Arsefys it by talking in sound bytes.
Arsefy by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Poisonify 

1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.
1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.
Poisonify by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006