Jackelrayn's definitions

Lamp

Cork Slang
Look at, look towards, notice, observe, watch.

Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.

Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Clone Rock

The Music played by any American rock or Nu Metal band adept in the art of guitar distortion, power chords and repetitive meaningless lyrics. It doesn't matter if the music is Emo or upbeat, it's basically the same.

Any band considered a product of the great Clone Wars of the 00's. Examples of these oldschool Clone Rock bands include Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm and Blink 182... bands so alike it would be difficult to pick one from the others in a line-up.

Guy: Is this My Chemical Romance or Funeral for a Friend?
Guy 2: I thought we were listenig to Bullet for my Valentine!
Guy 3: Oh, for a second there I thought Fallout Boy had gone all dark.

Guy: Is it my imagination or has this band been playing the same song for the past 45 mins.
Guy 2: No, this is Clone Rock, there are subtle differences.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Com-Rommer

A person who, despite the historical evidence, maintains that Communism is a wonderful system of government. This person is usually a member of a Debate Squad and considers himself the greatest thing since, well, Communism. Most Arts students go through a brief period of Com-Rom within their first year at College.

Alex is such a Com-Rommer, he just spent the entire English class highlighting the pros of life in Soviet Russia.

by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

Magnolia

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige

This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Scrooge McDucked

A polite way of saying the F word. Used purely as an exclamation. In no way endorsed by Disney.

Whadaya mean all 4 engines are on fire! Man, we're Scrooge McDucked.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Poisonify

1. To personify a perverted version of an abstract. If you Poisonify something, you take on only it's negative traits, or you exhibit wildly exaggerated versions.

1. My boss is Authority Poisonified.
2. Does UCC Poisonify the idea of a National University?
Yes, yes it does.

by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Byproxy

Someone whom people consider funny because of material regularly stolen from TV shows or books. Most byproxies will have a favourite source that they will constantly reference.

Byproxy: "Us peeps are pretty tight here on the Westside."
Guy: Yeah, dude you're so funny.
Byproxy: "Respect my authorit-ii!"

by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006