"Would you please scrontch my back?"

"He kept awkwardly scrontching me"
by Gibby5 October 23, 2011
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Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.

The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.

Not being able to think.
Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.

I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.

Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.
by Rahir Jabbar December 11, 2006
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To destroy something in such a way that there is no trace of it left, to destroy is so brutally with such malice that it is simply no more.
Hey, remember when Joe Scrontched that pigeon by throwing a stick of dynamite at it?
by Polykone October 13, 2022
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