by Gibby5 October 23, 2011
Get the Scrontchmug. Smaller than small, tinier than tiny.
by ScrotchThis June 11, 2006
Get the Scrontchmug. Scritching or scratching at the scrotum.
The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.
Not being able to think.
The sound made when you run over a squirrel with your car.
Not being able to think.
Billy, stop scrontch and come out and play.
I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.
Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.
I made the loudest scrontch the other day when I ran over the obese squirrel.
Man, I'm scrontched for words to describe how pathetic your existence is.
by Rahir Jabbar December 13, 2006
Get the scrontchmug. The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
Get the Scrontchingmug. by BeepsPeeps September 06, 2020
Get the Scrontchmug. 
The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Erm… what the scrontch?”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
Get the Scrontchingmug.