scrofa 

A wild sexual encounter that lasts for over a hour. Down and dirty sex....

After a night of dancing the couple went home and scrofa'd until the wee hours of the morning.

scrofa by Caesar August 1, 2003

milty scrofa

I love you in Russian

Milty scrofa sugar dumpling.

milty scrofa by altmannunchucks May 11, 2010

scoofa 

A celebratory exclamation, similar to 'booyah,' used by Merlin (William Papadin's characterization) while playing DnD.
It's often accompanied by a fist pump.

"Is there a hot MILF inside the angry mountain troll?"
"...No. There's no hot MILF inside; but, you do find a shovel."
"Scoofa!"

scoofa by msinkwell September 23, 2021

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

Scoofa 

/Scoo- fa/

A positive exclamation of excitement or gratification often at the result of good news.

Noble Knight: I have a date with Esméralda tonight! No cap!

Merlin: Scoofa! Do you need a ride?

Scoofa by Damotaur May 13, 2022

Scroat Trout 

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.

Scroat Trout by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011