Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

scripture-thumper 

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

scripture-thumper by Qit February 26, 2004

scriptures 

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

scriptures by Antinous September 11, 2003

Futures Scripture 

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

Futures Scripture by DJ Gello January 15, 2021

Scripturamorphobia 

The irrational fear of transforming into a written text or character.

Alex couldn't help but feel a strong wave of scripturamorphobia whenever he opened a book, fearing that he might somehow get trapped or turn into one of the stories' characters.

Scripturamorphobia by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

SCRIPTURE RIGGING 

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.

Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.

SCRIPTURE RIGGING by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017

Scripture skank

A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.

"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."

Scripture skank by pyralis35 November 26, 2011