33 definitions by HappyCleaner82

parryneum

A vulgar term used to refer to the perineum, the area between the genitals and the anus, often utilized by people with a disgusting sense of humor or limited regards for others' dignity and privacy.

I bet he's so dirty, even his parryneum is crawling with bacteria and filth.

by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023

Proper Brown

The act of achieving the perfect golden-brown tan, usually during a hot summer day or after spending time sunbathing on a beach vacation. This glorious hue showcases healthy, glowing skin that appears both natural and well-maintained. Having a "Proper Brown" is often a point of pride for those who successfully achieve it.

After spending a week on a tropical getaway, Karen came back sporting a Proper Brown, making all her coworkers jealous of her sun-kissed glow.

"Wow, Sarah, you've achieved a Proper Brown after spending all day at the beach!"
"Thanks, I feel so bronzed and fabulous!"

by HappyCleaner82 June 24, 2023

Illygibbophobia

The fear of poorly written or confusing text messages.

Every time Sam receives an autocorrected and jumbled text from his friends, his illygibbophobia kicks in and he starts feeling extremely anxious until he's able to decipher their message.

by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023

florimel

A gentle, floral breeze that fills the air with the delightful, natural scent of blossoming flowers.

As she walked through the botanical gardens, Emma closed her eyes and inhaled deeply, intoxicated by the soothing florimel that surrounded her.

by HappyCleaner82 June 3, 2023

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023

2145

A simultaneous cocktail of shit, piss, and jizz explosively ejected upon one's partner during an outrageously raunchy orgy, usually as a result of excessive laughter or surprise.

Dude, last night was wild. I accidentally 2145'd all over Stacy when Tom fell off the bed in the middle of our sexcapade!

by HappyCleaner82 June 5, 2023

school bus

A slang term referring to a woman who has had many pregnancies, symbolizing the notion of carrying numerous children akin to a school bus transporting many students.

“Damn girl, are you a school bus? Because I want to put some kids inside of you!”

by HappyCleaner82 October 16, 2023