Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! 

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo! by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram 

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

scroll down memory lane 

When you look back at your social feed and get all the feels.

I was feeling a bit down, so I took a scroll down memory lane. I’m living the dream - at least according to Meta…

scroll down memory lane by one 'f' Jeph December 9, 2021

scroll down 

Attractive only from the neck up.

When she pulled up to the gas pump I thought she beautiful, but when she got ou of the car I realized she was a scroll down.

scroll down by John Raphael February 9, 2006

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something by big2na June 15, 2011

Scroll-drunk

Mentally foggy from too much social media scrolling.

"Dude, I've been trolling X for hours, I'm scroll-drunk."
"She scrolled TikTok to the point of becoming scroll-drunk."

Scroll-drunk by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Dilla Scrilla 

The action in which someone make money or "scrilla" via making and selling beats (J DILLA).

Yo we need to hit the lab make some of this Dilla Scrilla.

Dilla Scrilla by Clint D January 19, 2009