15 definitions by alyssa69gaming2011

Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS

Alyssa is a name guys.

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

barf

paint the town red

..and green

..and blue

..and yellow

..and orange

..and pink

..and purple

through the manner of vomiting

"this tastes like barf!!"

by alyssa69gaming2011 February 19, 2023

39

Anal sex
3= Ass
9=Dick

39

by alyssa69gaming2011 February 19, 2023

fml

forty maniacal lizards

yesterday i rid on fml. it was very great

by alyssa69gaming2011 January 27, 2023

ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

8D

real representation of the penises pf every male urban dicktionary user

8D

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

💀

a slang word for shitting your pants and eating the shit then fucking 47982438792498427298442897 hoes while pissing everywhere and moaning like "UGI4TEHHUGIUJ 😫😫"

💀

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023