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screwpod by douchechill74 April 27, 2012
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screwpidity
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007
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Screwpid
An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.
Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.
Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...
Lalaiya : Word ! ...
Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...
Lalaiya : Word ! ...
Screwpoogler
I am so tired, i just want to sleep.
Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!
Stop being such a screwpoogler!
Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!
Stop being such a screwpoogler!
Screwpoogler by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011
Screwpon
The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"
Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"
Screwpon by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.