Screwpid 

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

Screwpid by Eliminist March 22, 2011

schewpid 

British version of stupid.

I'm Bri'ish cuz the schewpid Americans frew the t in the ocean.

schewpid by Kester999 October 12, 2020

screwpidity 

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007

Screwpile 

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018

screwdiddle

A diddle that has been screwed.

Man, what a screwdiddle.

screwdiddle by dclair April 25, 2007

screwpod 

a term used to mock shitty podcasts hosted by unfunny douches for their idiotic twitter followers

Did you hear Joe and Bob on that crappy podcast of theirs? Fuckin' screwpod!

screwpod by douchechill74 April 27, 2012

Screwpile 

1. When a man doesn’t know how to use his penis during a copulation and instead of using his hips, he uses his whole torso. As a result the woman is usually struggling to breathe when she’s bottom.

(simple): when a guy hasn’t learn the art of throwing dick so he’s only good while lying down.

Tommy’s a screwpile; his sweaty chest was all over my face and I couldn’t breathe cus he put all his weight on me!

Screwpile by kurtblunt November 4, 2018