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n. basicly Fucked.
v. "same as obove"
"Oh yeah, He's screwed..."
by CS December 24, 2002
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to be in alot of trouble by someone. commonly used in future or present tense.
Adam: Shit! I failed my science exam I am soo effing screwed!

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Tom: You robbed a bank?! You can't hide in my house! If you get caught, we are BOTH gonna be sooooo screwed!!
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To be in a hopeless situation or position, without a chance of redemption. To be
1. For a student wanting to pass a class, failing the final exam would result in them being screwed.

2. A criminal that is trapped in an alley by police officers is screwed.

3. In The Lord of the Rings, when the Ring was finally destroyed, Sauron thought to himself, "Oh dear, it appears that I am now screwed."
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1. Had sex with another person.
2. a person puts you into hell with out telling you first
3. deep truble
4. basicly Fucked like no other.
5. a more suble way of saying "your Fucked"
1. I screwed a girl last night and it was great
2. person1 says hay police i am afraid of person2, instead of confronting person 2 about the problem
3. Jail
4. doomed, no hope for life to continue.
5. dude the girl totally fucked your life man. that totally sucks.
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man that shit is screwed!
by HUNNEY BUNN May 31, 2002
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What we all are if Hillary gets into the White House {see: intern, liberal, cheat, loser, carpetbagger}
If Hillary gets into the White House we are all screwed.
by wordmaven October 14, 2005
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When Emely takes a turn on scrabble
Zack can not take a turn, therefore he is screwed
by LemonBear July 28, 2014
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