CS's definitions

Sod's Law

The most incredulous of odds in the most annoying of circumstances

'We'll starve to death' squealed Jenni surveying the vast wilderness around her

'No probs' said Dan suavely, 'I just found these cans of beans behind this tree'

'Phew' excalmed Jenni with relief 'Did we pack a can opener??'

...'DOH!'

oh bugger.

by CS June 25, 2003

get down

To begin foreplay, sex...
Usually in association with cutting all the stupid games and getting straight onto some physical action.

"C'mon baby, let's get down!"

by CS January 8, 2004

shop and gay

way of saying a place or store is gay
shop and gay-shopand save
eGay-eBay
Vogay-vocelli
kind of like putting izzle at the end of a word

u goin to shop and gay? no im gunna go to vogay or pizza gay to get a pizza

by CS March 11, 2005

pink floyd

best band ever-better then all-no equals- no competeters- not only are they getting in the rock & roll hall of fame, but their getting an entire wing dedicated to them Put aside DSOTM and the Wall and pick up a copy of More, Atom Heart Mother, Saucerful of secrets, or Relics, ull be amazed at how original and awesome thier early stuff was. Wish u were here and Animals are also awesome- but no matter wut they are still the best band ever NO ONE WILL EVER COMPARE, EVER

PF kicks so much ass, fuck all this new shit , like shitty ass emo and screemo. country fuckin sucks ass too. if u want to know everything about PF, like i do, go to pinkfloydhyperbase.dk

by CS March 11, 2005

Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

by cs February 11, 2005

decepticon

A highly deceptive individual.

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"

by CS January 10, 2004

sacked

To dump or be dumped in an un-amicable way (usually coz the person getting sacked has been caught out for being a slapper or manwhore).

"Nah, I'm not seein Tara no more, she's been sacked for sleepin with my cousin."

by CS January 8, 2004