Screm De La Screm 

Popularised by British furries, the phrase screm de la screm refers to situations of extreme fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction. It can also be seen as a mock on the phrase 'Crème De La Crème'.

PERSON 1 : “Oh my God, I think your jacket is on fire. Literally.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm de la screm.”

Screm De La Screm by C L G December 2, 2022

your dad screws his lads 

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

your dad screws his lads by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

Screwlax 

To screw a hot chick and relax, at the same time!

I didn't feel like doing anything, so I just hung out with my girlfriend and screwlaxed

Screwlax by steviewonder86 May 18, 2010

Lavatory Shrew 

The smallest mammal resident on the isles of Great Britain. Often used to compare against other things that are also very small indeed.

Phil - Ben, how's your Egg, Beans & Sausage?
Ben - Rubbish, the sausage is about as big as a Lavatory Shrew

Lavatory Shrew by zzwill December 1, 2011

laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

laying screws by Rabbit01 July 21, 2008