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Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.
bag of screws by paul April 28, 2004
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screwbag
The official definition of SCREWBAG is rather vague and can mean many things.
1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.
2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.
3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.
1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.
2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.
3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.
Dr. Douchenfuck: Look at what Mike is doing over there! He is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!
StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.
The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!
Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.
StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.
The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!
Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.
screwbag by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 29, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable