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screw around 

1.having frivolous sex
2.playing, or wasting time
3.when someone is just kidding
1.Mary is a slut because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows.
2.We didnt do anything, I was screwing around with some friends at the park.
3.Don't get mad i was just screwing around with you.
screw around by Dawn June 15, 2002
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screw around 

to have intimate physical contact with someone or something; synonyms: mess around, fool around, make out. May require adverb 'a little'. (Pronunciation given in Oxford Second Edition ASCII style.)
Jane and I screwed around a little while her husband was out hunting for snipes.
screw around by Jarvin Arkson March 11, 2004

screw around 

something a camp technology teacher once said to me, it caused great amsument at the time!
"Joseph! you dont want to screw around with those bad boys!"
screw around by kidd March 6, 2004

screwaroundable

an adjective describing someone you can just goof off and screw around with
Am I not screwaroundable enough for you to be punny with? D:
screwaroundable by whattheturtle August 19, 2014

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026