banged me like a cheap screen door 

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

banged me like a cheap screen door by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Screen Door On A Battleship 

the wrong way that biff tannen from back to the future says it, the right way is a screen door on a submarine

Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship

Marty Mcfly: It's screen door on a submarine you dork

Screen Door On A Battleship by lasalle bro October 6, 2010

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane 

I'm going to fuck you like crazy

I'm gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!

Gonna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane by CorvetteChris June 30, 2016

i wanna bang you like a screen door 

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

i wanna bang you like a screen door by jackie :) August 21, 2006

screen door on a submarine 

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble

1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?

screen door on a submarine by Katie Tran December 22, 2006

shit through a screen door 

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

shit through a screen door by Kristi go January 13, 2007

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine 

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine by shakneekwa October 14, 2005