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Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:
ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.
by nicemarmot August 04, 2010