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Sclaybies 

The skin disease that frat boys and sorostitutes can contract from sexual contact while blacked out drunk. The disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly STD known to man. Its effects are: cock blocking yourself, looking like a dick, liver spots, HIV, high blood pressure, and premature ejaculation.

The only way to avoid Sclaybies is to simply stop fucking muffintops.

There really is no cure for Sclaybies, but some doctors say that fucking hot ass sluts will make break outs less painful. Otherwise, your fucked for life.
Bro 1:"Dude Spence, did you get with that slam piece from Kappa last night?"
Bro 2:"Nah man, I hooked up with that Meghan girl from AGD.. I was so blacked out!"
Bro 1:"BRO! That bitch got sclaybies from that one D-chi last week! You got that shit now nigga!"
Bro 2:"Fuck.. I better start fucking some hot puss..."
Sclaybies by Great_White_Ape08 April 27, 2010

Scragglies 

The scrap paper that is left over when ripping paper out of a spiral notebook; the paper in between the perforated edges and the binding in a notebook.
It is very disrespectful of Jimmy when he leaves scragglies all over the table when he rips the homework out of his notebook.
Scragglies by Brad Connors November 30, 2011

scrambles 

when a guy cant get it out (cant ejaculate)after beating the meat too much ect. smacking the squirrel
man i had a bad case of the scrambles last night i was alone all day
scrambles by zack and kyle May 8, 2010

scrambies 

nick name for scrambled eggs
Yo Pete, you gonna make me some scrambies?
scrambies by Samhanem June 21, 2008

Scrubblies 

Pl. of Scrubbly (Noun)
Childhood icons, typically furry, fuzzy, adorable and abstract. Often, but not necessarily, television characters.

Eg. Muppets, Mr Squiggle, Humphrey B. Bear, etc.
Just found my old teddy bear. I love scrubblies!
Scrubblies by T.Shame October 16, 2012

Scrabblism 

The religion of playing scrabble at least once a week with strict dogma.
1)Black market trading is allowed.
2)Teamwork is mandatory.
3)Claiming a spot is legitimate and any person persecuting a claimer shall be persecuted.
4)A person with the initial H shall not preceed a person with the initial I.
5)A person with the initial I must start with all vowels.
6) A person with the initial I cannot do slides (7 letter word).
Isaac, Michelle, Hong and Yang follow Scrabblism. They're reefy scrabblitians.
Scrabblism by Enemies of Moo December 8, 2006