Scousers are residents of Liverpool England who are heavily and harshly stereotyped by everyone in england generally because..............The stereotypes are true.They thieve mug murder and Rape people because they need the money coz they haven't got a job and Liverpool was the birth place of the chavs (scallys).The majority are die hard Liverpool FC fans and the educated part of Liverpool are everton fans. Usually saying the phrase "Calm Down" repeatedly or saying "A" repeatedly.Tend to drink alot would round the shit infested streets looking forward to gyro day so they can go to the pub and get battered straight after they get there money
"A gaz thtscouse twats running away with your bike"

Scouser A:"U wanna make something of it A"

Scouser B"A A A A A come on then"

Scouser C:" Oi lads come on Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down Calm Down"
by Reeviero March 23, 2008
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Someone from the Wirral Peninsular. The term is mostly used to describe people from Liverpool but this is an incorrect deffinition as the scouse accent originated on the Wirral and was COPIED by people from across the water in Liverpool(Lancashire).

People from Liverpool are woolybacks.
Hello, where do you live?

Birkenhead me lad.

Oh, so you're a scouser.
by dixiedean7 November 28, 2011
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(Noun) A person from Liverpool who tweets for money and interviews.
"What has the flat earth to do here. And yes. That’s why you tweet: for money and interviews. A proper scouser. Now bore off"
by df11892 July 11, 2018
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A large respectable group of people who come from Liverpool
Scousers are very nice people
by ScouseHardLad December 12, 2018
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Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.

Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!

" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
by TweenieGirl November 11, 2011
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A local bus pass or ticket, more often than not used to go one stop up a straight road
"Are you walkin into town mate?"
"No mate, got a scouser's passport"
by attackweasel July 6, 2013
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A cheeky little expression for a take-away Pizza eaten out of the box while sitting down. Now that's imagery!
"Mate, I'm wasted, lets get a scousers laptop."
by Jake Burrell July 20, 2006
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