A person with a wig and an afro in a shellsuit, looking to start a fight. Starts a lot of sentences with 'hey, hey alright'
What do you call a scouser in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
by undisclosed March 01, 2004
Someone who has a dodgy perm & 'tach. Wears a Shellsuit, is on the Social & is very adept @ sealing cars, car stereo's, alloys etc
by Turkish September 16, 2003
Hehe. All of the above are true. But just for the sake of completeness, a scouser is someone from Liverpool, England, usually working class.
"Yeah, he's from Liverpool, scouser"
by Darren Newstead June 08, 2004
1) Annoying squeeky fuckers that over-pronouce "ck"'s

2) Thieves

3) Inbred
Most popular phrases said by scousers:

"Stevey Gerrard"

"Fernando Torres"

"Wayne Roo- *Smack*"
by manc_chimp August 24, 2008
ppl hu dnt wer lacoste trackies n manky jewlry if ya need 2 no ppl like dat go 2 st helens or manchesta.

we av a gd dres sense n bi expensive loves nt like da fools from da surrounding areas like st helens, manchesta, warington cos dey buy cheap lycra clothing dat wil stretch wid der fat cos al dey do is eat maccies n chippy 24/7.

ppl hu cal scousers robers n al da need 2 go 2 da uva frigin cities n c dat more dan alf da cars av bin grafted or bernt out n dat al der teles n cloves av bin stole from da nearest charity shops cos dats ow shalow n alass dey r on uva ppl.

o yer n we dnt scav of da dole eiva dats wa manc do cos der da scrufiest n smeliest ppl eva brought on2 dis hole earf n dey make me sik
scousers = fab ppl up 4 a laf n av bos dres senses n can aford 2 by da cloves dey wer n da stuf dats in der houses

wools - idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob

mancs = idiots hu r stigs wiv crap dres sense outa da frigin 1800s n dey need 2 go on trinny n suzana sooooo bad n dey cant aford n e fin dey own so dats wen da bailifts cum in handy n da onli muny dey get is da stuf dey scav of da dole or rob
by wool&manc_h8a May 02, 2005
A load of cunts that talk with a fucking stupid accent. They all dress the same and make up stupid words that don't make sense. The girls are mostly slags and all the males think they are hard because they fight about 40 on 1 and they take pills.Most are fat and poor. They are also incredibly stupid.
Guy 1"hey looks scoucers over there"
Guy 2"Wow suddenly I just feel alot richer, better dressed, thinner and smarter"
by Killer March 10, 2005
scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!

n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P

nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol

whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!

SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!

LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!
SAYINZZ:
runnin] rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven]
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!

GOO SICK !

SCOUSERS RULE !
by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 04, 2008

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