Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse
Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down
" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit
and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house
. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse
disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!
" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!