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A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

Hey all Scott here 

Hey all Scott here, and holy sh*t

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

scott hill 

Designer and creator of the S.A.R.A.H. computer program. Also the leader of the SCR Empire.
Scott Hill is one of the nicest people you will meet. Find out more at SCRNETWORK.com
scott hill by Scott210 October 30, 2013

Tom Scott 

A person who looks 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 year old at the same time.
Girl : Babe, how old do you think I look in this dress?

Guy : You look the same age as Tom Scott.

Girl : ...
Tom Scott by mottocs September 12, 2021