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Scooted the Meat 

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".
"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

scootie woop 

The sudden or quick feeling of enthusiasm, enjoyment, exuberance, & eagerness
Scootie woop is how my girl makes me feel!!

Tootie scootie 

Cute slang for the female genitalia.
I’m going to the spa today to get my tootie scootie waxed.
Tootie scootie by Blondie9514 August 4, 2018

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.
Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.
Scooted the rooster by Tcop October 14, 2020

scoobied 

Clueless: Haven't got a clue.
Rhyming slang - Scooby Doo: Clue
"I dunno man, I really don't know. I'm scoobied"
scoobied by S_J April 27, 2005

scoobied 

scoobied means totally clueless, you may feel like this if youve gon in for your physics exam , and your minds went 100% blank, you are utterly and totally scoobied.
"man i failed that exam, i was totally scoobied"
scoobied by Muzzy November 10, 2004