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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered
"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"
Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013
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Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.
"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"
Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019
something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.
"You are utterly SOBERING"
Sobering by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

slobbering Jabba tongue 

The term used to describe when a female porn star smears mooze lusciously around her lower lip and chin with her tongue, while grunting seductively.
Similar to Jabba the Hutt in Reurn of the Jedi, while he is looking longingly at princess Leia.
1)I can't help but mooze when I see a slobbering Jabba Tongue.

2)I try to time my moozing to when Sylvia Saint does a slobbering Jabba Tongue at the end of her scene with Chad Valiant.

Soybering 

When those of the soy persuasion perform acts of online cyber sexual roleplay (cybering). Usually involves fetishizing being a victim, skinny jeans, extremely detailed/delusional self-descriptions, being cucked by strangers, monologuing.
"I was trying to cyber with that dude who wears eye-liner to the gym, but he kept soybering about how we could make things work, even if I took a black lover."

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.
Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.
Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010

Stobering 

Stumbling around as though intoxicated, but completely sober.
Hey, look at John stobering around in the kitchen.
Stobering by TheJuuster October 12, 2011