Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

sconce

To have a look at something or to investigate it further

When john found the door was open he decided to have a sconce inside.

by teddytheramgaterdfg April 13, 2009

Sconce

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

by Frisbae March 31, 2017

sconce

At certain UK universities, to force someone who falls into a specified category to drink. Often a part of formal meals and crew dates, the aim is to encourage excessive alcohol consumption. When 'sconced', those to whom the sconce applies must stand and take a large gulp of whatever alcoholic drink they are on.

"I sconce anyone who has defined sconcing on Urban Dictionary"

by haec est cicero1990 November 22, 2009

Sconce

Every slur in existence of the world / / a scone loving pedophile

“You’re a sconce” says ellie “what the fuck bro that’s way too far” says Thomas

by SconceArmy March 30, 2022

Sconce

Noun

Someone sexually attracted to undercooked baked goods. Not to be confused with a masterbaker

I caught max masturbating to Mary Berry, what a sconce!

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022