Sconced 

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

Sconced by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Sconced 

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

Sconced by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

Wall Sconced 

Randomly being knocked in the head by a wall sconce while having sex.

-OMG... How did you get that wicked huge bump on your head?
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!

Wall Sconced by Peep & Haha March 11, 2010

sconzed 

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

sconzed by chip-ky June 12, 2007

sconce 

To have a look at something or to investigate it further

When john found the door was open he decided to have a sconce inside.

sconce by teddytheramgaterdfg April 12, 2009

Sconce 

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

Sconce by Frisbae March 30, 2017

Sconed 

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.

You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.

Sconed by MK friends May 26, 2021