schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008

shmeckelkecker 

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

shmeckelkecker by Steviedee February 11, 2004

Schmeckeldorf 

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

Schmeckeldorf by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

shmeckel 

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

shmeckel by dick head May 13, 2005

schmeckel 

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

smeckel 

A common misspelling of the word schmeckle. Often used by idiots with small penises who can't spell. Even after I told them a hundred times it's spelled "schmeckle." See wordschmeckle/word

"It's spelled s-m-e-c-k-e-l."
"NO, it's not. Your brain is just about as big as your damned schmeckle!"
"It's a new word. It made it. It's mine."
"I hate you."

smeckel by Eric Bot July 4, 2003

Schmeckel 

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

Schmeckel by saralesarale March 11, 2019