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Stittsvegas 

A small town located in the outskirts of Ottawa. Predominately populated with upper-middle class Whites, there are eight Black people. The town is populated with: hockey players, Lululemon wearers, characters who enjoy spending time at Tim Horton's & McDonald's on Friday nights, wive's who spend their husband's money (and like to think they look good doing it), driver's of unnecessarily large automobiles, and sadly, people who will soon become trapped in this "God-forsaken wasteland" (as to which it was referred by it's founder Jackson Stitt in the 1850's).

"Hello, nice to meet you. I'm from Stittsvegas, you may refer to me as a Stitts-vegian if you wish".
We are spending the weekend in Stittsvegas
Stittsvegas by DroopyNuts69 January 6, 2019

Schitts creek 

all of the best sitcoms but make it a canadian and gay
why would i watch the office when schitts creek exists
Schitts creek by ewdavid January 2, 2021

Scottstitute 

Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.
Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.
Scottstitute by steverandom May 31, 2009

scottsville 

a small town in the south suburbs of Rochester NY. not characterized as an Italian or rich town like the rest of Rochester's suburbs. residents have a weird sense of humor.
scottsville is the smallest town in monroe county.
scottsville by trexler December 14, 2008

Scottsmith

to be obsessed with one or more of the following: hobbits, pirates, gnomes, and the sound "Argggg...(with hook finger)"
That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.
Scottsmith by Ladds November 3, 2008

scottsplanation

The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked
Q: Is the sky blue?

A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....

Dude, that's a Scottsplanation