schwosted 

to be completely plastered after a night of hard partying.

her friend was extremely schwosted at that party last night.

schwosted by suzaneck August 7, 2007

schloshed

a synonym for inebriation, drunk.

Well well well, I do believe you were quite schloshed when you decided to call me last night and talk about your small penis.

schloshed by asouth August 5, 2007

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

Schwasted by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schwose 

Schwose is a word functioning as the perfect description for/of anything and everything. This one and only all-inclusive word can be easily altered to act as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb or exclamatory remark.

Exclamatory Remark Example 1: "Schwose, dude! Thats freaking amazing!"

Exclamatory Remark Example 2: "Schwose! That was close!"

Noun: "Let's hop in the schwose-mobile and cruise downtown to pick up some schwose!"

Adjective: "That Israeli rooftop party was so schwose!"

Verb: "We better get schwosing or we're gonna be late..."

Aderb: "The schwosely married couple made snow angels with glee."

Schwose by Myles O'Mainnian July 22, 2017

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

Schwarted by CableGod May 5, 2009

Patrick Schwastey 

When you are so drunk and wasted you start to feel like you are a ghost. Just like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Dude, after that 8th shot of tequila I was so Patrick Schwastey.

Patrick Schwastey by Wastey Face January 7, 2011

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.

Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.

shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004