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A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
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