schwizmeg 

feeling a chick's tarts

"hey man how'd it go with lacey?"
"dude..."
"what? tell me bro"
"okay.. you ready?..."

"SCHWIZMEG!"

"oh snap dogg that's tight"

schwizmeg by Schaeffer McPherson October 3, 2007

schwimmer fatigue 

Getting tired of seeing David Schwimmer on TV

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

schwimmer fatigue by chandelierbingaling July 22, 2012

Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit

Gommr id Bura Hobel Bar ga Schwiemetzga

Schwiemetzga by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015

david schwimmer 

1. Played Ross on Friends.
2. Using too much gel even when you aren't on TV.

Guy 1: Hey did you see David Schwimmer on Friends and on the offseason?
Guy 2: Yeah he overgels his hair even on the off-season.

Guy 1: I think his hair repels bugs away from him
Girl: I think he's hot you douchebags.

david schwimmer by Cripplingdepression69 June 21, 2017

schwizel 

A large individual with a monkey penis

Oi mate, you look like a schwizel

schwizel by MrDaveSchwizel April 15, 2020

Schwimmer’d 

Getting reallly drunk or high or both and getting a bit messy or very messy

Me: I got schwimmer’d last night
Friend: Schwimmer’d?
Me: Yeah. DAVID schwimmer’d 😂

Schwimmer’d by MetropolitanServices August 29, 2021

Schwimmer 

1. (proper noun) Cute, lovable actor. Ross on the long-running TV series "Friends".

2. (verb) A sexual fetish; a man's desire to shoot his semen across flowers and potted plants.

You know Gary? Yeah? That sick fuck schwimmered his prom date. It took Lisa three trips to the cleaners to get all the semen out of her corsage.

Schwimmer by Tugboat June 4, 2004