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The state of being really fucked up, specifically on alcohol.
Person 1- *Incoherent mumbling*

Person 2- That's totally schwed, dude.

Strength of Schedule 

term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.
Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.
A term used to show that you vibe with something. Can also be used to show surprise to a statement. Most commonly used by youth.
“Yo bro did you hear I got with Ava?”
Ayy schweba!”
Schweba by Paquarri December 11, 2022

Schediaphilia 

Being in love or sexually attracted to anime or cartoon characters.
"Yeah I hear he's into Schediaphilia. He has a massive crush on Ururaka from Boku No Hero Academia
Schediaphilia by enby_pal June 27, 2020

sleep schedule 

Something many teenagers do not have; or are very messed up. Often aquired during adulthood when you actually need to get up and do things and not just scroll through twitter at 3 am
" mia had no sleep schedule during the school year due to homework and sports"

"my sleep schedule is completely nonexistent"
sleep schedule by Mdiddlediddle March 17, 2017
A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
Schmeddy by Michele19 October 1, 2018