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To be intensely intoxicated, chewed
Dude, I'm fucking schwed.
Call me Fred Schwed Jr.
by Jay n' Bir April 11, 2006
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The state of being really fucked up, specifically on alcohol.
Person 1- *Incoherent mumbling*

Person 2- That's totally schwed, dude.
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