schwogger

One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.

That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!

schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006

swaggerdon 

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.

that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon

swaggerdon by Anj.P December 24, 2009

shwaggard 

A person who has smoked to much shwag weed, is waisted and looks haggard

"Dude is fuckin shwaggard"

shwaggard by Barili & Dinges, S.C. CA April 12, 2010

schmaggered 

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

schmaggered by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

Swaggerdose 

swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.

Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?

Skank - This is what I wear to church.

Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!

Swaggerdose by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012

Swaggerdactyl 

When your swag is so fly you're virtually up in the sky, above all others, and thus your flyness resembles that of a pterodactyl

Man 1: Dude, you're so fly its like you're a flying animal with swag.

Man 2: Yeah, i guess Im a swaggerdactyl.

Swaggerdactyl by Doctor O August 8, 2010

Schwagner

A term for ex-schwag dealers who are hopelessly broke.

Hey you see that schwagner? Over there sellin' his ass on the corner for a dinner...

Schwagner by Z06 July 7, 2006