A relationship between two people that you never know if it is on or off until you ask. The moment you look away the relationship goes back to being suspended between states. The worst of these relationships sometimes include a dead cat.
Q: So is John and Jane an item or not?
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.
A: I don't know, you'd have to ask, frequently. It is a bit of a Schrodinger relationship.
by AsciiKewl October 6, 2008
When you are unsure if you farted or sharted, but you're too afraid to move from a sitting position to find out.
Hey man I farted but it smells like a shart. I don't feel anything, could it be a schrodinger's shart?
by dnet November 20, 2014
Based on Umberto Eco's list for recognizing facism, "The enemy is both weak and strong.", Schrodinger's Nightmare is where the enemy is both your worst nightmare and just a dream that can easily be controlled and eliminated, depending on whether the rhetoric wants the population to be considered awake and alert to the problems, or asleep and caught unaware.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
Awake and alert: "So we have these carrot-eaters, who want carrots to be the only food. Obviously no one can survive only on carrots. I think natural selection will sort out these weaklings pretty quick."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
by last_days_of_pompyeye October 14, 2019
When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021
Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021
Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.
by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 31, 2021
A schrodinger's joke is something the “joke teller” was serious about, but changed their answer based on others reactions to the truth
Examples of schrodinger's joke
Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!
———-
Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*
Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!
———-
Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*
by Spongeybunny May 29, 2022