schplitzer 

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

schplitzer by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

Schpritzen

shh-pritz-n Noun.

abv. - 'schpritz'

Origin:
2010-2011. ME - Spritz, a spritzer. Deutsch.

A word of german language origin - similar meaning to that of semen, or spunk. Now used in popular English to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. More commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy

Excuse me love, I think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

What the hell is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

If I saw her in lycra I swear I would schpritz in my pants immediately!

Schpritzen by LordTwattigan December 18, 2010

schpitzin 

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

schpitzin by zlacroix March 25, 2007

schpitzl

a small animal, kind of like a wombat, that lives solely in treehouses and survives on southern comfort and wheat thins.

Holy crap, I just caught a schpitzl!

schpitzl by eg4316 June 15, 2008

rectal shpritz 

The unwelcome mist that greets you when you sit on a poorly functioning self-flushing toilet that flushes after you sit down instead of when you stand up.

I sat down to drop a few friends in the pool, and got a nasty rectal shpritz.

rectal shpritz by agman2 May 7, 2009

Schritzen 

Word used to describe any other noun when the correct one cannot be found.
A general term for every possible item..

An expression of excitement or joviality

(originating in Perth city after an influencial scenester mispronounced the word 'schnitzel' when describing a burger. The term began circulating soon after)

"Hey, lets jump on the schritzen and go get some schritzen from the local schritzen"

"SCHRITZEN!!"

Schritzen by Edwara February 18, 2009

Schplitz 

The "extreme" aerobics exercise that made Milwaukee famous.

I don't want to enroll in any or Milwaukee's aerobics classes --- they all make you do "The Schplitz", and I value the integrity of my hips-joints more than that.

Schplitz by QuacksO January 6, 2013