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Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schloppy Top 

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.
I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.
Schloppy Top by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015
a monkey clan set in hawaii in a land called monkeworld.
the schoopy monkes will uprise and takeover the world!
Schoopy by ilovemonkes March 15, 2021

ben schöpp

A large cuck, who spends a large portion of time messaging women about pointless topics. He is normally found in a herd attempting to mate with females, but is yet to succeed. He is constantly stuck in the friend zone and fails to take the hint and carries on with his life leaving a trail of tragedies behind him.
Person 1: where you going?
Person 2 gonna go sit 2 seats away from that girl.
Person 1: wow your such a ben schöpp
ben schöpp by Hdog February 8, 2018
A shitty clone of selly.gg.
"Hey man, have you heard of shoppy.gg?"
"Oh, you mean that blatant rip-off of selly.gg that has terrible service and a shitty owner (finndev)?"
Shoppy by Henaxo August 12, 2018