"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)
Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty
by You dont need to know that October 24, 2007
8 more definitions
Top Definition
Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
by Cameron Jackson January 04, 2005
Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.
"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"
by Stephanie Birdwell March 30, 2006
The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.
randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**
by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013
The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use
'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!
by cuzBcuz67 January 14, 2009
an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.
by ccmboy July 18, 2003
A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!
Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."
by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 08, 2011

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