someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to
gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend
by tshawn mutha fucking smit June 2, 2010
to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.
by shawtybitch September 1, 2009
by Chimp of Doom August 7, 2008
The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)
The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.
by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005
Your So Reece Schmid
by TheTruth1005pp July 27, 2011
Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...
by .keli. June 14, 2007
by Mike Kircdizzle May 4, 2004