Schmeidlered 

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.

scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheisse

1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.

Oh Scheisse!

scheisse by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003

scheister 

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms

When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister

scheister by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008

Heilige Scheisse 

Holy Shit

When I recognized my best friend's hypocrisy, the only thing I could say was Heilige Scheisse

Heilige Scheisse by MeHRaN The HellioN October 23, 2008

Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.

Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."

Scheisse by Metvor April 11, 2023