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Schneidered 

That one dude we all know that gets so black out drunk the only way to describe it is by using his last name as a verb. Frequently done by someone who is too cheap to pay for their own booze but who will still complain the free drinks they are having are not as good as the free drinks they had the week before.
Ohhhhhh fuck me, I got so Schneidered last night that I woke up in the cat's litter box with my kid's tickle me elmo doll between my legs.
Schneidered by cdnmale1972 January 5, 2016

Schneidered 

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
Schneidered by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007

Schmeiderer 

A beastly group of ninjas occupying most of Southern Asia. They are deadly with the skill of killing someone with a post-it. They can also tame wild big cats, using only a piece of meat and a rope. They can defeat the pirates because they also sail very well. They are also stealthy and besides being ninjas they double as spies. The Schmeiderers are a large clan and if you cross them then you should look out.
Wow! Those Schmeiderer's are so beastly in the art of killing someone with a Post-It!

Apparantly, one of those Schmeiderer girls got into the top FBI building and stole some Top-Secret papers. And, the FBI had no idea that someone was even in the building!

Those Schmeiderer ninjas are amazing! You don't even see them coming!
Schmeiderer by ninjaC December 20, 2009

Schneidered 

When one gets an erection from feet.
“I was watching a icarly with my brother and I got an erection, I think I Schneidered”

schneidered 

getting Dan schneidered means being sexually harassed or touched in any way that made you feel unsafe or uncomfortable in any way.
"Damn bro i cant believe even Michelle Obama got schneidered"
schneidered by thegalacticgrape March 24, 2024

Schneidered

Getting removed or forced out of somewhere sooner than expected
Billy pre-drank too much and got Schneidered by the bouncers, shortly after entering the club
Schneidered by DickieKay October 17, 2025