Schmeat 

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

Schmeat 

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021

packing schmeat 

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

packing schmeat by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

Schmeat 

A massive fucking schlong.

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”

Schmeat by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

Schmeast 

To destroy utterly

Person 1: Got him, he's down.
Person 2: Holy, you just schmeasted on that man.

Schmeast by Proxyeus May 18, 2023

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

Wank My Schmeat by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019