14 definitions by Your Mom's Gay

Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.

Puppet Yoda is cool.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Sermit Kuicide

When you yeet yourself off a bridge.

My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Sooch

A misunderstanding of smooch.

I love you. Sooch?

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

The "N" Word

An accurate why of describing a person whose skin is literally burnt to a crisp.

I'm going to say the "N" word!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019