Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

schmanvas 

(shman-vuss)n. 1. Unecessary and irritating clutter or attitude

did you finish packing your suitcase?
yeah but it took forever because i had to clean all the schmanvas out from my last trip.

i tried to get my package at the post office but they gave me all this schmanvas about having my ID.

schmanvas by hamachinigiri January 24, 2006

schmata 

Mainly used to describe a cheap, raggedy piece of clothing.

Did you see her sweater? What a schmata!

schmata by Sarah L. February 15, 2005

shattastic 

Something fantastic that involes William Shatner.

Man, that new show Show Me The Money is really shattastic!

shattastic by b48b January 13, 2007

schmata 

When used with the term "industry", the schmata industry refers to the clothing industry, specifically in new york city, and specifically in reference to the women's clothing industry.

My father works in the schmata industry.

schmata by nexyjo March 7, 2007

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

schmants 

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

schmants by demon816 November 20, 2010