Schwagstock 

a summer-long series of weekend camp-outs/concerts that is a tribute to the music and vibes of the Grateful Dead

"The Schwag is playing at Schwagstock '07!"
"No shit."

Schwagstock by SchwaggedUrMom February 7, 2008

schwagster 

1. Someone who partakes in the act of smoking schwag.
2. Someone who does anything undesirable or low grade.

"I don't even know if I want to hang out with Jon. He's been such a schwagster lately

schwagster by youaintpimpin November 7, 2007

MAGA-SCHMAGA 

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

MAGA-SCHMAGA by kelamist January 21, 2019

schmagooly

A character that is missing common sense and/or a sense of reality.

That guy is such a schmagooly.

schmagooly by Bailer April 29, 2008

Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

Schmaus 

A guy who has little guy syndrome or small guy anger. Schmaus is a blend of the words Mouse and Schmuck. A Schmaus usually wears really tight shirts and will drive a big vehicle. The word describes someone that is small and due to his size he is angry at the world. He will either try to become rich or pretend to be rich. He feels taller standing on his (imaginary) wallet. A Schmaus gets really irritable around bigger guys.

That guy is driving that big truck because he is either a Schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

Schmaus by Montana guy December 17, 2011

schmaus 

Is a combination of the words mouse and schmuck. It is used to identify someone who acts like an ass because they have little mans syndrome. A schmaus usually drives a really big truck and wears really tight shirts. A schmaus will always embellish stories to make them self look bigger. A schmaus is small so he wants his life to look big.

Whoever is driving that big truck is either a schmaus, has a small penis, or both.

schmaus by Montana Mountain Man December 23, 2011