Top Definition
A lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. Usually wears crappy clothing. Shaves infrequently. Has nonchalant attitude about everthing. A scrub.
(Headline from The Star) "Ben Affleck: from Hunk to Schlump"
by John Childers June 30, 2004
When you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.
Dude , i'm in such a schlump right now.
by Nayomi January 02, 2008
Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.
1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.
by S Money October 25, 2012
noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd
Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.
by IBOlskool December 04, 2009
A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball
Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump Schlump
by Will Moore January 20, 2004
The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.
Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!
by Joe C.... November 25, 2006
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